Squidward Tentacles is the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom. Aside from his misery, he's very apathetic towards many people. Squidward lives in a huge Easter Island Head next to SpongeBob's Pineapple. However, he has a secret identity as a badass member of The Soviet Ronalds with a gay cousin named Squidcox Testicles. His evil counterpart is SKODWARDE. He also has a sexy counterpart named Manly Squidward, and a CRAZY counterpart named Crazy Squidward. His head also contains the extremely swell mineral called Homotainium.




  • A lot of the modern episodes feature Squidward being tormented to some degree, hence the term "Squidward Torture Porn" was coined. Thankfully, none of this happened during The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water.

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A nonchalant octopus from Bikini Bottom. Squidward loves nothing more than peace and quiet, but he usually can't get it due to living in between SpongeBob and Patrick. His favorite pastimes include playing the clarinet, art, and dancing, but no one ever appreciates his works. Sqidward also works at the Krusty Krab as the cashier, and of course, hates his job.

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