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Ronald McDonald, better known as the Penis Clown or Donarudo Makudonarudo, is the uber INSANE fast-food loving clown and mascot of the McDonalds resterant company. He is the head commander of the Soviet Ronalds as well as a key member of the Barney Bunch. Ronald is well known on the internet for the "Ran Ran Ruu!"  and "LOL Internet" meme among others. His headquarters are at Ronald McDonald Hell.

BiographyEdit

-9000 B.C-1899Edit

Ronald McDonald was never born. Instead, he EVOLES! It all started about an hour before the universe began; a portal opened and sucked in alot of Hyper Stars (power-ups that make you insane). Then, out of the portal, came the bastard called Ronald McDonald! Soon, he started to scout out a planet to build his H.Q on. After countless searching, he found the perfect planet.....Earth.

After the great Dinosaur Extinction (caused by a giant hamburger that fell from the sky), Ronald found 2 surviving dinosaurs. One was purple and called Barney, and another was a genus called Yoshi. Ronald put the Yoshi on a separate island, and stuck with Barney for a while. The 2 became swell friends, as they would usually get engaged in rape romp orgies. Soon, the Ice Age began, and Barney became frozen. Ronald had to wait the entire Ice Age for his dinosaur friend to thaw out. He soon got in a conflict with a member of the planet Jupiter called Cucumber Larry and thus started the great Civil War on Jupiter (or CWJ). Ronald defeated all the Confederate Jupitarians with the power of Hambuga.

As Ronald woke up one day, he saw that the cake he had the night after he won the war was a lie. Going insane, he shouted his famous catchphrase "Ran Ran Ruu!" and dark matter came from his hands as he finished. He then found out he can control people's minds, especially children. So Ronald headed for America to hatch a plan; to make the ultimate fast food joint. However, it would take another few hundred years for it to take effect. During his times in America, Ronald met a guy named the Quaker Queer, who made oatmeal from his shit. He also ventured to the magical land of Equestria, where he would fall in love with the kingdom's ruler, Princess Celestia.

1944-1995Edit

It was 1944, and Ronald went back to his Ice Age quarter (which was in Japan) so that he can thaw his long-lost friend Barney from the ice. Once he did, he took his purple dino to America. By 1955, Ronald struck a deal with a man named Ray Kroc to form the biggest fast food chain ever. It was Ronald's dream come true! But a man named Harland Sanders already founded his restaurant, KFC. Both would be eternal rivals.

In 1962, Ronald and Barney were said to have taken a 10 year old boy from a KFC. Days passed, and the kid hasn't been seen ever since. By the months, dozens of kids went missing. Most believed Barney was the suspect, as he is an extensive pedophile. Barney also hasn't come out of Ronald's house since the day the one child went missing. Colonel Sanders soon called the FBI. When the FBI arrived, 2 children were getting raped by Barney and Ronald. Both were charged with child molestation, and sentenced to 3 years in prison. Barney was bailed out by his friend Louis Pickles, but forgot about Ronald. During jail time, Scary Ronald was the mascot. Ronald then went on a Ran Ran Ruu spree that lasted till 1968.

Ronald and Barney were good friends. By the time 1971 came, a character known as the Evil Grimace appeared. however, the REAL Grimace had a different story. Barney was horny one day, so Ronald gave him a hand-job. Before Barney's happy juice could splatter, he blasted a nasty fart that blew off one of his testicles. It grew a face and limbs, and there was Grimace! Barney's friend Lou Pickles soon had a son named Drew, which made Barney harder than rock. Ronald soon turned Barney into a 5 year old dinosaur, so he and Drew can grow up together abd become the best of butt-buddies.

1999-PresentEdit

Soon enough, McDonalds became the largest restaurant joint ever, and Ronald was happy. Soon, computers were the next great invention, as Ronald bought one himself. By the time the 20th century was over, Ronald had the internet, and started doing insane things with it.

In 2005, Ronald reunited with Barney and Drew Pickles, as the soon formed a group on Newgrounds called the Barney Bunch. There, he was given the nickname "Penis Clown" and he met his long lost brother Dick the Clown. But after a few years, he decided to leave for a while. Also during that time Ronald filmed various commercials in Japan, which he soon made an insane video called "Ronald McDonald Insanity" or "McRoll" in 2008. He found out that the Japanese like it and made so many Insanity videos that it flooded YouTube. These videos are still being made today.

Ronald would find out that his age old enemy, Colonel Sanders, died. But then he was resurrected and Ronald had countless battles with him. Ronald also made a place to keep his insanity called Ronald McDonald Hell, and he also formed his group of insane fucks called the Soviet Ronalds!

As the year 2011 came upon Ronald, he went to make an article about himself and his group on the then peaceful YouTube Poop Wiki. There, he met Doodledoug3212, who, along with AwesomeSeaCucumber, guarded the wiki from a troll group known as the Brat Family. The Brat Family caused havoc, but were repelled by the 3. But then, SVG (referred to as The Great Brat King) invaded with his henchmen, Techie2013, and started to destroy the articles and pages!

The GBK then killed Doodledoug3212, and AwesomeSeaCucumber revealed himself as a Brat Family member. Ronald then left the YTPW to start his own wiki. He soon found out that SVG was gone, and that Doodledoug3212 was resurrected (but hasn't returned to the YTPW). The clown also found out that AwesomeSeaCucumber has rebuilt the left-for-dead wiki. But this did have a catch, AwesomeSeaCucumber went insane with power and decided turn the wiki into his own pyramid.

Nowadays, Ronald McDonald, the insane pedophile clown, is having a swell time with the Soviet Ronalds in Ronald McDonald Hell. He recently fell in love with Princess Celestia, and has written an autobiography called Ran Ran Ruu! The Insane Tale of Ronald McDonald. Get it at your local bookstore today!

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TriviaEdit

  • Ronald is one of the original 4 members of the Barney Bunch, along with Drew Pickles, Barney, and Dick the Clown. He's still a member, but he now focuses more time on the Soviet Ronalds.
  • He has a massive crush on Princess Celestia. He has plans to one day marry her very soon!
  • Rumors claim that he is related to Princess Cadence (which happen to be false).
  • He has SWAG and gives it to all who eat at his restaurant.

Ronald McDonald: The Fighting Game BioEdit

An insane Japanese-American clown and the leader of the Soviet Ronalds. Ronald is the mascot of the fast food empire McDonald's and is instantly recognizable by his red hair and yellow suit. He has mastered the powers of "RAN RAN RUU!" and has a long, detailed history with Colonel Sanders of KFC.

Soviet Ronalds: The Game (2011)

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